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(A 4Chan "green-text", with a picture of Pepe wearing a blue starry wizard hat and holding a star-topped wand)
at a stop light
light is red
"go green.... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
still red
"go green... NOW"
turns green
my-face-when
Wait til anon realizes you can look at the cross traffic lights...
Somehow I seem to be the only person I've ever met that knows that with a great majority of traffic lights, you can tell when your side is about to go green by watching the number or blinking pattern of the pedestrian crossings count down.
Every person I've ever mentioned this to has responded as if I was either making up bullshit or some kind of genius.