and Windows 10 is obviously so outdated it's not even worth including
this post was submitted on 21 Jun 2024
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I'm honestly surprised someone got that, LMAO.
I don't see Hannah Montana Linux, that's a paddlin'
~~Hannah Montana Linux is too good to be listed, if we at Microsoft acknowledged it's existence we'll have to admit that Linux is clearly superior and that's a threat to our bottom line.~~
Hannah Montana Linux? Sorry, never heard of it.
Hannah Montana Linux was shut down and replaced with Justin Bieber Linux to stay relevant, it's newer so it's better.
What about TempleOS?
Can't connect to the internet, so we at Microsoft can't farm any of your data; Maliciously Bad.
I'm too lazy but is Microsoft's Azure Linux on there as well?
Pffft. We at Microsoft don't use Linux, that clearly doesn't exist.
~~please all corporations please please buy Microsoft Azure & Windows Server please we at Microsoft beg of you~~
No
You're like 20y late with this joke. MS runs their servers on linux nowdays.
They already have WSL and their own Linux distro.
Give them another 5 years and they'll have rewritten their core to sit on top of unix and will have become a simple commercial linux distro. When buying a windows laptop you will be able to click through 5 yes/no promts, unlock the terminal and yum -S gnome-desktop to break free. No dual boot needed.
You know what's the worst part? M$ will be the biggest contributor to the kernel. And that's how linux will die.
I doubt that, but not as hard as I thought I would
You forgot to put Windows 10 in "Maliciously Bad"
You will use Windows 11 or you will not use Windows at all
Ohh, I hear TierMaker OS is really good.
AI vs not AI
GNOMEO ?! never heard of that one before ?
It clearly says iNOME O.
GNOME OS is a distro for testing out GNOME technologies and isn't intended for daily use.
Thank you
I thought it wasn't properly scaled
Wherefore art thou Gnomeo?
There is no BSD???
BSD? Sorry, we at microsoft only know of BDSM.
#DominationKink #CummingToUserSuffering
I once saw a webcomic many years ago with a straight couple in kink gear in front of a computer, and the guy was saying something like "You've been a bad girl, I'm installing Windows ME on your computer."
I tried searching for it, but I can't find it. :/
Them kinky bastards!!!! Lmao
Even from the MS perspective, Debian is over Arch, check mate non-believers
This is obviously a joke.
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No NixOS?
4th row 3rd icon
I'm blind, sorry
Manjaro should have its own even lower tier
That wouldn't make sense. They should have Ubuntu be in the middle since it is closely tied to Azure
How about a 'Just because we use it doesn't mean it's any good' tier?