Almost like he had a revelation
this post was submitted on 31 May 2024
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i mean that's gotta be like five guys probably, discounting the entire political class i suppose... oh wait
I'll definitely keep this in mind, for all those porn stars that want to fuck me and keep quiet about it for affordable rates. I don't really think that's my thing, but I'm not a billionaire yet, so it can be hard to predict the future.
Sounds like he is draining the swamp after all.
Oh I can assure you the holy rollers were up in arms about the immortality