Lavenderism

Once upon a time there was a depressed man living in a gingerbread house in the underworld. He took medications to feel motivated to do stuff and get up, but they did not work despite everything the psychiatrists threw at him. They did nothing so he just spent all the days laying down on a bed made of cotton candy. He did nothing because he was too depressed, and eventually he turned into a giant loaf of bread because he was so depressed. All of the energy was drained from his body as well as his ability to care about things.

Eventually the neighbors went into the house because they smelled fresh bread and thought the man was baking, but they saw the giant loaf of bread on the man’s bed and knew what happened. They poured coffee on the bread and it turned back into a human, and then they called the gingerbread man and told him to bring milk and cookies to the house. They poured the milk in his mouth and fed him the cookies, and he immediately woke up as he was resurrected.