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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago (2 children)

The human testicles had a plastic concentration almost three times higher than that found in the dog testes: 330 micrograms per gram of tissue compared with 123 micrograms. Polyethylene, used in plastic bags and bottles, was the most common microplastic found, followed by PVC.

So my balls are to 1/3 made of plastic?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (10 children)

Are they all speckled & colorful like in that thumbnail stock photo?

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Where’s a good place to buy organic testicles then?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I heard the rocky mountains are good at least once you get past all the oysters

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (2 children)

If they looked all colorful like confetti when it came out like in the pic I might be ok with it lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want the optional rainbow cum output too. Tired of Factory White

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago

Wait, that's not how gay men jizz?

That's... disappointing.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

I have macro plastics in mine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Its all in the way we wrap it, all in the way we wrap it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Our dicks are now reclassified as Nerf Guns.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

Can mine be the BallZooka? It shot like 30 balls in 10 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Is that how polyester girls are created?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

guess i gotta take them off then

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I'm gettin mine removed in 3 weeks

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

hell yea rid yourself of those micro plastics

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