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[–] [email protected] 72 points 6 months ago (1 children)

A salmon does it everyone is happy. Your local priest does it, everyone loses their minds

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

It's because the salmon dies at the end.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

It’s cause it doesn’t result in a baby. That’s against god’s law.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Someone could fake nearly any weird messed up scene and claim it happened in "The Magic School Bus" - and I would believe it.

I've seen enough of that show to just assume the editors only knew the phrase "did the kids survive? That's fine then."

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

The above is misleading though, they weren’t in eggs at the time

[–] [email protected] 30 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

As with so many scenes in "The Magic School Bus", that clarification makes me think "oh, that's better then...I guess...?"

[–] [email protected] 55 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Those kids must have grown up yo have weird kinks.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 42 points 6 months ago

The ones I have.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (2 children)

These were pretty normal for their time afaik 🤷

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

At one point I had their full discography. They were prolific.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

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Sweet like cherry cooooola

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

My ex used to have this weird kink.

She would dress up like herself and act like a bitch all day long.

[–] [email protected] 54 points 6 months ago (1 children)

We never got nutted on by salmon at my old school!

[–] [email protected] 39 points 6 months ago

Thanks Obama.

[–] [email protected] 41 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Remember the one where they went inside Ralphie's body? That show was fucking weird

[–] [email protected] 27 points 6 months ago (1 children)

All science fiction adjacent shows are legally required to do at least one Inner Space during their run, that episode was just business.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did Star Trek ever do one?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

DS9 did shrink a runabout in "One Little Ship" but it didn't actually go inside a person. Does that count?

Edit: got the title wrong

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Or when they went to Pluto or something and Ralphie took off his helmet for some reason and fucking died? 😆

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

You're absolutely right!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

I watched that recently about the digestive path and all, was wondering how they where gonna get through without having them end up in the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

There were 2 more body episodes, one where Arnold turned orange and another one where they helped Ms. Frizzle win a field day.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I remember when the Frizz suggested the way out and none of the kids wanted to go through the butthole.

Remember the baseball game straight out a physics book that says "ignore friction?"

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago

Is anyone here really gonna argue that Ms. Frizzle wasn't obviously a bukkake queen?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 6 months ago

Remember when Arnold threw a fit and took off his helmet on fucking Pluto, his head immediately froze solid, and basically they just thawed him out and he was fine?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago

Yet when I do it…