Hahahaha, sorry I don't normally stoop to insulting people for their looks - there's only so much we can do with what we're given (and being I'm no looker, it'd be a bit hypocritical), but holy fuck shut up you ugly cow.
And by ugly, we can tell by your "demands" you have one black soul.
A smart person would laugh, acknowledge it's an unflattering image, thereby "taking the piss out" of it.
This is something most of us learn when we're like 5 years old.
Fucking coddled twat.
(Again, I apologize to everyone here for the crude insults, but someone like this, well, fuck 'em. Fucking billionaire could invest $500 mil in a safe product, and use the annual returns to subsidize, I don't know, schools, or something useful, and never even notice it missing.)
Oh, and Streisand.