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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago

You're not allowed to have electronics out in a court room.

A judge would rain hell on the juror for doing so.

Proof: I pulled out my phone as juror 32 and had a 15 minute lecture about the importance of the court system, privacy, and why my attention allowed America to stay democratic.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Look at that bloated hand..

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (2 children)

I guess that hand would not be bloated if it did not have systemd and was using arch btw

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Arch runs systemd, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Artix* btw, if you don't want systemd

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Alpine* btw artix is basically just less supported arch

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Playing new Pokemon games...sad.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

hey PLA was actually really cool and PLZA is shaping up to be even cooler.

But all the rest since base sun and moon? nopers