this post was submitted on 14 May 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 70 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago

thank you for pointing me to those comics. 10/10

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago

Seconding the other reply. Thanks for introducing me to this site.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I was afraid I was gonna get goatse'd

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago

"Still interested."

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

@Early_To_Risa It's a rather elaborate way to offer a free parking space, bro

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

Looks like load and unload only.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

Wait until OP figures out that he can just send pictures of his butthole to [email protected]

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Through it, not on it, lmao

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Lol. I don't judge what they're doing with their asshole, I'm just interested in how far it's... traveled.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Anon is an asshole.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Is it to lower the prices of the car you want to buy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Someone will take one look at anon’s selfie and decide that anon needs to have his horizons widened. Anon will likely accept.