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It's for my mother, who so far cannot stand LibreOffice.

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (8 children)

While I personally love LibreOffice, I get why your mom might not. It's super easy:

  1. Download and install Office
  2. run irm https://massgrave.dev/get | iex in Powershell and follow the instructions
  3. Profit!

What doesn't she like about LibreOffice, out of curiosity? It's easy to make the layout like Office (View > User Interface > Tabbed) if that's her problem - I felt the exact same way, but the second I found that out how to do that, I never went back.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Done this a while ago for my brother who needed Office for work but isn't as tech minded as I am. It's honestly a fantastic tool, kudos to the creator!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

What's this do? Been linux only for like 12 years and don't keep up with office

[–] [email protected] 23 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Massgrave is a tool that can create legit (oem) keys for windows and office out of thin air*

  • it’s not literally creating them from nothing, it’s using a system Ms themselves run to get working keys. Evidently they don’t have a huge problem with it.
[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Turns out the powershell step is enough to get 97% of users to shell out cash.

And also, the biggest source of revenue is institutions who either will pay for the enterprise license, or can be sued for a good payday if they try to pirate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I would pay to not use PowerShell, but I'm a Linux user so I don't need to :)

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[–] [email protected] 83 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Download office from massgrave.dev and activate with the power shell activator. Permanent activation as easy as it gets.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 months ago (1 children)

massgrave.dev

This appears to have worked flawlessly

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There was an article that caught Microsoft's own IT support use this script to activate a customer's computer so I guess Microsoft approves of it.

Edit: sauce

[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

yea can barely call it 'effort' more like accidentally tripped, pressed enter and now office 365 is installed ;D

[–] [email protected] 57 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You could tell your mom the real price of MS office. She might suddenly stand LibreOffice just fine.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 months ago (1 children)

i'm always amused by the reaction of my friends when i tell them that office costs $10 per month. They are all always "whaaaaat?? This POS is this expensive??"

[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Screw word. I'm studying Software Development, but I have to write all these management reports for various classes. I'm just writing them in LaTeX now, so it feels like I'm coding while I'm writing a paper. Implement some new fancy features every time that I than have to debug like I do with code.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 6 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hosting pirate scripts for a Microsoft product on another Microsoft owned website is... interesting.

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 6 months ago

Meanwhile I quietly switched Ms office with libreoffice on my dads PC and he didn't even notice.

[–] [email protected] 36 points 6 months ago (1 children)

You can change libreoffice to have the ribbon and act more like ms office.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 28 points 6 months ago

View -> User Interface, change to Tabbed or Tabbed Compact (or Notebookbar in old versions).

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

@Reverendender

OnlyOffice Desktop Editors...

Simpler interface but lacking more advanced features of MS Office or Libre. It has the features 90% of users actually use though.

Nearly perfect DOCX formatting compatibility. The only thing I have ever noticed when collaborating with Word users is the bullet symbols on list items may be different on my end.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Agreed. I really tried to like Libre/OpenOffice over the years but it never felt right. OnlyOffice really hits the spot for me.

I don’t use Windows much any more but I was happy with the discounted student version of Office 2016, afaik the last perpetual license.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Download the official version and activate with MAS

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Neat. I didn't know any services like this existed.

Should I be wary of using this while logged in to my Microsoft account?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago

As long as it’s for personal use I don’t think Microsoft gives a shit (beyond what is legally necessary)

They care more that you’re using their software and it stays the default productivity suite for workplaces

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

I don‘t think so. I‘m logged in with a regular account and don‘t have any trouble.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 6 months ago (4 children)

u can download OFFICE official ISO fom microsoft directly and use MASS to activate just take like 5 mins downloading, installing and activating.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

and you can be sure that it's clean

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

At this point I think it's more beneficial for you to move to using LibreOffice. It's a better to spend your time getting used to that, instead of trying to obtain MS Office.

I'm not saying that LibreOffice is as good, but it's good enough.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I've had success using a cracked Office 2013 installation. The older ones don't have as sophisticated anti piracy measures and don't unactivate themselves as often.

I eventually got my dad to use Libre office. There are several different ui layouts and one of the is really similar to ms office.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 6 months ago

It's really easy to do actually.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago

Out of curiosity: what she doesn't like?
I bought my license for like 4 or 5 usd after a life of sailing and using libreoffice, not on ebay but on one of those praised website that sells key for games and such

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Why not just change to the other kind of header bar -- Notebook or what not.

I'd say no because at least LibreOffice won't change for no reason every few years.

Also, fuck Microsoft & their products & Adobe too. They can get lost and we shouldn't prop them up as defacto when other options exist.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

If you must have MS office, then I'd go with MAS/Massgrave like others have said.

It's well documented, requires minimal setup (if going default route), and is much less risky than going into the grey market for keys or downloading cracks elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

i don't want to start a war but sorry, office is the defacto when it comes to office work and libreoffice still have many problems with formatting and editing existing .docx files (things seem better when it comes to .xlsx and .pptx) not to mention that your documents might not look similar on both due to missing proprietary fonts.

its a good software in itself its just that its compatibility with office is a little dodgy

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (5 children)

It's because it's not the native format. How does MS Office show/edit ODT documents? Does it work better?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

How about a code from eBay for an older version usually around $5-$10 have never had an issue

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