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[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Who stacks two patties on top of each other without something in between them? That burger's gonna slide apart from itself the second you bite into it.

Pathetic.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

It may not be original, but I usually pin together my burgers with sticks. I think it's worth the hassle, since that makes them much more stable.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

First there was the milk, and it took quite a while to become cheese.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Jesus, if that burger is not shopped that's more calories than what I can eat in two days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Any burger you have to use a fork and knife to disassemble and eat isn't worth it anyway.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I once ate a hamburger with 1 pound of hamburger meat when I was in my teens. The restaurant gave me a special bumper sticker for finishing it. It was not easy. You had to eat all the fries too to get the bumper sticker.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Looks ai generated

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

"Like two big ol bags of sand"