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this post was submitted on 20 Aug 2023
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I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub
Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?
Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism
Bro, move. I need to use the shower.
I am what I eat.
Yummy
That reminded me of this old thing.
wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)
100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.
There was a spoof documentary in the UK a few weeks ago about this! https://youtu.be/_c4mUH-p2Fg
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Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke
If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?
Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti
Eating ass, but now literally
I HATE FAKE MEAT!
You ever had lab grown meat?
no. i will never