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Showerthoughts

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A "Showerthought" is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you're doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The best ones are thoughts that many people can relate to and they find something funny or interesting in regular stuff.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I would absolutely eat my beautiful calf muscle, dry rub

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you labgrow your own body's meat? That would be more like chewing fingernails, swallowing your own blood or nibbling the occasional piece of skin, right?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Auto-cannibalism is different than just normal cannibalism

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Bro, move. I need to use the shower.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I am what I eat.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That reminded me of this old thing.

wikipedia.org/wiki/Hufu_(novelty_item)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

100% I can imagine it becoming a fad for couples to eat lab grown versions of each other's genitals.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There was a spoof documentary in the UK a few weeks ago about this! https://youtu.be/_c4mUH-p2Fg

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Food of the Gods by Arthur C Clarke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If you currently want to avoid committing murder, would you take a pill that would cause you to want to commit murder?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Finally, I can try my own liver with faba beans and a nice chianti

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Eating ass, but now literally

[–] [email protected] -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You ever had lab grown meat?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

no. i will never

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