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There's two cats hanging around my backyard and I think they are the kittens from last summer but they grew up and now they gotta be like 6 m.o., the momma cat still hangs out around here too. If you're the FBI agent that watches my profile and knows my home address you can come and adopt them.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

Does that offer also apply to DHS agents? shy

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

i was so briefly worried this was gonna be a post about your cat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

He's my darling boy, NOT up for adoption.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

and that little old man better stay that way!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Can you post pics? Asking for my handler

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

When I see them again I will

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 months ago

Nvm we saw them walk by your webcam. So cute!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

Similarly, if you're the cat that shits in my back yard and knows my home address you can take the federal agents in the garden bed to do with what you will.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

I feel like this is a rom-com plot waiting to happen.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 months ago

:fedpetting: