this post was submitted on 11 Aug 2023
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The fifth world.

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Like, okay, I can handle some changes. It'd be nice to have a consistent number of legs, but switching from four in the morning to two in the afternoon -- it's not the worst thing ever. But having to walk on three legs in the evening -- that's just ridiculous. What kind of organism walks on an odd number of legs? It's so inconvenient, I can never keep my balance. I swear, whatever mf came up with this system must have had some serious complexes...

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

It’s not just the three legs. Everything hurts more in the evening, I’m getting tired and I can no longer reach any of my friends.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

After death, you will walk on five legs.