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[–] [email protected] 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

"As a response to the IX/XI attack, we are banning Arabic numerals" no-oil

[–] [email protected] 18 points 9 months ago

IX/XI was a Xi plot all along!

anarxi

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

I'm never donating money to anyone fundraising for marathons ever again.

They just take your money and run!

[–] [email protected] 26 points 9 months ago

I can tolerate algebra, maybe even a bit of calculus.

But geometry is where I draw the line

[–] [email protected] 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

They'll need to know when living under XII Jinping and XIV Jinping

[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

You know what's the warmest spot in a room?

The corners.

They're 90 degrees

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago

After Kim Jong IL comes Kim Jong L, them Kim Jong Li

[–] [email protected] 13 points 9 months ago (2 children)

The west has fallen when Final Fantasy drops them

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

I stole a board game from the store yesterday.

Turns out I'm a risk taker.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

following the trend, the next one will be called Final Fantasy One lathe-of-heaven

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

hst-gun step away from the lathe

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What do you call an angry piece of broccoli?

A steamed veggie!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I couldnt think of a good pun so I tried cheating using chatgpt and this is fucking hilarious

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

Jesus christ Lenin towards geology

So anyways, I bought 2000 bees but when they were delivered I received 3000 bees instead. They didn't charge extra for their either!

Gosh I just love free bees

[–] [email protected] 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

I dont know why but im laughing my ass off asking this dumbass ai to come up with puns

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't get his way?

He throws a timber tantrum

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why did the lithe guy get fired from the timber job?

He couldn't lumber.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Nothing. They fast.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago

sensible chuckle