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A pirate walks into a bar... (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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A pirate walks into a bar, with a large steering wheel sticking out of the front of his pants. As he approaches the bartender, he is met with bewildered stares.

The bartender says, "sir, you appear to have a steering wheel stuck in your pants!"