this post was submitted on 06 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Jim just wants to find out the secret to Chris' hair regimen.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

It has been two weeks, and i just need to come back and state for the record. I desperately want Chris Pike hair. This is no longer Anson Mount envy. I straight up want Pike hair.

That is all. Make it so.

Edit, but also many props to Mount. He made Pike sexy and desirable in ways he will never know. Thanks for making me doubt myself Mount. Well played.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Makes sense. That is a mane that radiates authority and command.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

That jaw line too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

My head canon: Pike knows his days are limited. He's raising a successor as first officer if Una takes command, or potentially a new captain. This way he can get to know the ship and the crew, and they can get to know him.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

You're not wrong. Pike has alluded to this many times, and seems to get more comfortable with life, the closer he gets to death.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is the first time in the “true” timeline we’ve seen Jim Kirk, other than in a voice call with La’an. The previous two instances were from alternate timelines thanks to the Klingon time monks and a fallen Department of Temporal Investigations officer.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Second time. He was in the episode with the aliens trying to communicate with Uhura telepathically, causing her to hallucinate zombie Hemmer.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I just happened to be in the quadrant, and I thought I’d swing by and try to shag your women… er study that anomaly ?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Yup. We can now see where Kirk got his game.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago