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[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

We gotta test people as how they identify amirite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yep if I slap ur balls and you say "owo" then I'm calling animal control

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

If you slap my balls, animal control won't get there fast enough to save you.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 months ago

Lol I read about this while hanging out at a furry con after fursuiting for five hours

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