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[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago (2 children)

A large smoothie at Jamba Juice was $12.61 today. (15% tip)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

Just buy fruit and make your own at this point.

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[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (2 children)

My dad once pulled the "there goes 5% of her tip" when a waitress at a slammed-lunch-rush-on-a-Sunday restaurant forgot his precious iced tea. I excused myself and went to the ATM at the gas station next door to get $40 cash. When the bill came, he paid for us, and as she came to pick up the receipt I stopped her and handed the money over. Dad asked me why I did that and I told him it was a lesson for him. Manners... who fucking raised these boomers?

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