this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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We are allies with the kingdoms of the opossummms, batss, and the birbs.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Feral hogs?!

This is why we need fully automatic weapons.

What if 30-50 of them attack?!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Okay but unironically that's a legit looming threat for us in the south. They're getting smarter, soon they'll realize they can unionize

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

we have the opossums to protect us

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What are the opossums going to do? Eat 50 pounds of ticks?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Have you seen an opossum after 22.68 kg of ticks? My bet's on the opossums.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Okay but you can't possibly shoot all of them before they get to some of you and then the racoons have guns, is that what you want? Racoons with guns riding feral hogs?

Well I didn't before you mentioned it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Someone get Cody on the line. There's been a development in the boar wars

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

"The Media" won't cover it, but i know someone who will

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It's the edited image all over again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 months ago

Hush let us have it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly it’s because the possums are overfishing their land and they have to fight back to survive

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

So you're saying the raccoons are rising up against systemic oppression? I dig it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thats an opossum.