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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Choose Your Own Adventure books

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Though to actually be a forewarning of any kind, it would have to be a pretty linear book about bad decisions

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yup, those are the paths I chose!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Me too, but every bad decision has a silver lining. Fine, you didn't date a supermodel and get that 7-figure salary, but you're also not dating someone who is just dating you for money.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the pick me up.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Those were banging

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

The hitchhikers guide to buying Apple stock

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hang on, how would this work? Would my younger self see highlighted quotes of importance? Or immediately understand the message through the story morals? If my younger self is expected to understand information about my future without any kind of supernatural aid, it would be pointless

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Also my younger self didn't read much... So all that information would be ignored.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lotto numbers in whatever format was required.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Are these.. coordinates? I must find a boat

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Are these... a lock combo? I must find a safe!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Depends on what age me I needed to transmit to. Grade school: The Castle in the Attic or Indian in the Cupboard series. Middle school: Steven King and Tolken. High School: Everything Douglas Adams. College: I only read textbooks

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gosh. I hadn’t thought about Indian in the cupboard in years

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Ikr? I read those back in the 80s…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fuck information. I would send myself the last book of A Song of Ice and Fire.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Crime and Punishment by Dostoevsky. Our conscience is what makes us human and divine.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I read that book and ended feeling I'm broken as a human.

The protagonist feels ashamed of being alive and trying to fend for himself, by eliminating objectively harmful individuals.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

And brave new world. Reality is a mix of both depending on where you start, are and go

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Goosebumps, read a bunch of those would be able to fill a few of those 100 pages with anything a time savy mad scientist would want me to send to little me.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I'd be fucked because I never really read books as a kid, either for entertainment or even when they were assigned as school work.

Now, if I could do that with video games or Saturday morning cartoons, I'd be good.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I’d rewrite It Can’t Happen Here by Sinclair Lewis.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Even if I read the book How It Is Going to Happen Here, I doubt that I could have done much about it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If it needs to be my high school years pretty much anything Stephen King. I remember reading β€œThe Stand” and β€œIt” in high school so those would be my best bet.

Leaning towards β€œIt”. When it gets to THAT part in the caves with the kids I’ll say something like:

β€œTrust me, what I have to say will be less traumatic than what Mr. King spat out in some weird cocaine high.. listen..”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Brave New World

I mean, it was already prophetic. Are you saying I get to add more details to the book? Cool. Artistic liberties.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would send "Stand on Zanzibar" which was published before I was born and still predicted much of the past few decades

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The Ash Family by Molly Dektar. But I probably still would have found a way to rationalize that I wasn't in a cult.