this post was submitted on 23 Jul 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Some homeowners sell unfurnished rooms, but this enterprising seller has thrown in your very own paralysis demon with the bedroom set and I think that’s invigorating.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Whelp, I've got the setting of my next horror game figured out!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I feel like there’s a couple of posts here that make for great horror inspiration!

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I'm just imagining the agent tactfully begging the client to clear those things out and then having to walk it back when the client was just so insulted that such a beautiful collection would make the home look anything less than it's very best.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I'm sure they feel fantastic!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And on each full moon, around midnight, this happens.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

They broke the Cardinal rule:

  1. Own one manequins, you're a family with a manequin.
  2. Own two mannequins, you're the family with the manequins.
  3. But own three or more manequins, and suddenly you're that family with all those manequins.

It may not be fair, but today it's a social norm that many of us have to live with.

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