I'd be more concerned about the Rey Skywalker man-bun.
this post was submitted on 09 Nov 2023
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I do this a lot (not in public) because it’s way too easy to hang up with your ear and it fatigues my arm after like half an hour. It’s fine as long as you don’t shout into the phone.
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I talk like that when I'm alone on speakerphone. Especially if I need to look something up at the same time.
Not sure if it convinces anyone but my reason is that I start becoming conscious of my ears being squished on the smartphone surface and it starts paining 2 mins later. Slightly lifting the phone up makes the audio worse. So I put it on speaker and do this if I can't find a headphone or earphones.
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If the love of your life sports a man bun you have way bigger issues than how they use their phone, dude.
If they sport a woman bun, wouldn't that be an even greater problem supposing a straight monogamoship? 😂
To be fair, I'd be more concerned with the unkempt excuse for a beard being a sign of other, less visible issues. Sure, the bun is cringe AF, but adult-level hygiene is clutch for ranking as The One. 🤗
edit: ooh, touched a nerve with some? Go wash yourselves.
What does the word hygiene mean?
Interesting. Based on the definition "conditions and practices that help to maintain health and prevent the spread of diseases", I'm guessing that you're implying a beard categorized as unkempt can lead to disease.
Just because I'm trying to understand, is the issue hair's length? If so, shampoo and conditioner can be used in larger amounts. The shampoo would pick up the dead skin cells, remove excess grease, and pick up all kinds of germs. The conditioner would reapply grease so that the hair is healthy and strong.
Is the issue the fact that this hair is so close to the mouth that, when eating, it could have sauces or stuff like that falling onto it? If so, shampoo or regular soap can clean it all up for it to be hygienic again.
Am I missing something?
You are correct in these hypotheses, yes, and details to a person's overall presentation are some of the first introductions one has to said stranger's tendencies, interests, and even self-worth. Of course, conjecture is not fact, and an educated guess is only as good as the education behind it.
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