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    [–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    "Okay, I switched to Linux, now I'm getting this error message: _______."

    "Install ______."

    "It gives me this error now: ______."

    "You have to update the _____ library first."

    "It won't let me."

    "You have to use sudo."

    "It tells me to clone the git via the command line, but git says verifying login from command line isn't supported any more."

    "You're following seven year old instructions."

    "They're the only instructions I can find."

    "You should switch to this other flavor of Linux."

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
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    [–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (14 children)

    Switch to Linux and spend way more time making sure everything is updated and having to jump through hoops installing things.

    [–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    No idea what you mean. I just quickly wanted to update before calling it a night, got a grub update and now it neither boots the default nor the fallback image. I use Arch BTW.

    [–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    so everything breaks daily i assume?

    [–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

    More seriously: it really doesn't. This was the first time for me. Fit perfectly here though. Now where did I put that that live USB drive...?

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    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

    My grandma runs Ubuntu and has gotten by fine without the command line

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    [–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I remember I had a date with a girl back in the'10s. We hit it off and got back to her place. Wanted to show her a funny Internet video.

    She brought out an ancient laptop that refused to boot and said her Ex had tried to fix it with Linux.

    I got it pointed at the right dependencies, she fellated me as it updated.

    I think this is my only sexy story that includes Linux.

    Well, I guess there was this one time I loaned a lonely neighbor DOS 6 disks.

    But, that does not include Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    My suspicion is it's not just your sexy Linux story but the only sexy Linux story.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

    I mean we all know that recompiling the kernel is practically a replacement for sex

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Never been to PenguiCon, I guess.

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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

    This is the best blowjob story I've read yet lol

    [–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Switch to Linux! Then you can have problems with Linux.

    [–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (11 children)

    About the same when you ask for a good GUI replacement for X and someone replies "just use the command line", like cheers for that men, not what I'm asking for.

    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    AMEN! I asked recently if there was a good Linux alternative to this program I used in Windows called "Bulk Rename Utility" and i was flooded by people telling me how easy it was to set up a script to do what I want.

    Turns out the best alternative is running BRU in Wine.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    There almost always powerful existing utilities that can do what you want in linux.

    But you have to find them and they have a learning curve. Sometimes that "curve" is a cliff.

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    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    This makes me wonder how powerful a repo platform like gitlab would be if it allowed people to suggest software ideas and have people make them. In this instance a simple GUI wrapper for bulk rename command line would be sufficient but I would bet there's millions of things like that, not world changing software just nice qol stuff

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    Krename is pretty nice

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    [–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (18 children)

    A non-technical end-user once had a problem with Windows. A technical friend said "SWITCH TO LINUX". Now they have thousands of problems.

    I've been a non-stop user of Linux as my primary OS since before Ubuntu was a thing. I do not recommend Linux systems to my non-technical friends.

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    [–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    As someone who has had been around Linux-based people and whenever I have had a single gripe about Windows - it's this.

    I don't have a hate boner with Linux, I just feel like Linux is a little too much for the average casual user. Everything is fine until they run into a single issue with Linux, if the bewilderment of not having their familiar easy to run programs that they had on Windows wasn't a turn off for them from the get-go.

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    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    No, you don't say "switch to Linux". This is an opportunity to be free from the shackles of being the go-to IT support person! If they say they are having computer problems, ask "Is it Linux? No? Sorry, can't help you"

    [–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    50% of the time the Microsoft forum help solution for any Windows problem is "Have you tried Re-installing Windows?"

    • source, my ass
    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    Or sfc scannow, absolute classic

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    Hey, don't mock it like that! It actually worked for me once... Out of the 300 times I've seen it suggested over the course of my 5 years doing helpdesk.

    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (13 children)

    Linux will only be the solution when it finally learns to adequately cater to a better class of idiots. Once Linux handles a fool as well as Windows, then we can talk.

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

    Doesn’t even have to be a "class of idiots". It would be enough if stuff didn’t just sometimes break, seemingly randomly. (It’s not quite random, obviously.)

    Recent example: I had OpenSuse TW recommended because of its reliability. First tip: install codecs, which requires adding the Packman repository. Now, simply updating threw up errors several times because Packman and the other repositories are apparently not in sync, and some dependencies would break if I updated. (Waiting a few days "fixed" it, but still shouldn’t happen.)

    Depending on which update method you use (Yast/Discovery/zypper/update widget) you get different error messages, most of which are not informative. This is for an established distribution known for its reliability, and this alone would keep me from ever recommending it to normal users, even moderately tech-savvy ones.

    Things are getting better, but I’m still shopping around for a distro that just works. Perhaps that new Fedora version, or one of the immutable ones, now that they are getting popular.

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    [–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

    The ones that make me laugh uncontrollably are those Windows disk encryption issues for which the solution is…wait for it… run Linux from a LiveISO, fix the disk with Linux, then reinstall Windows. Because Windows is incapable of fixing its own issues that it itself caused.

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    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

    Im gladly to help!!

    [–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (6 children)

    I love Linux, but it's my job. When I go home I just want the simplicity of Windows. Thanks to tons of useless certifications it does exactly what I tell it to do.

    When family wants a new OS install I don't suggest Linux or even mention it's existence. They get a version of Windows 10 with the bloat ripped out and the inability to upgrade to Windows 11. 90% of tech support calls have been stopped.

    What friends I have attempted to convert usually go back to Windows due to Nvidia driver issues but as we move forward and gaming becomes less of a hurdle maybe we'll see more converts. Especially if Windows keeps pushing their whole cloud OS thing.

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