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Anon dodges the draft (sh.itjust.works)
submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 36 points 10 months ago

But there is no draft.

I think they're actually just the average American 20-something male.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago
[-] [email protected] 42 points 10 months ago

So they are in Ukraine but have an American flag next to their username?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

I mean, Anon may be American, but is definitely dodging the Ukrainian draft

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I've seen stranger things.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Me too! I guess it's meant for a younger audience but I still liked it.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I'm not familiar with 4chan or whatever website that is, but if anonymous there means what I think it means, that flag is probably IP based which would make sense on a VPN.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

The flag is completely up to you. You can choose whatever flag you want.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 10 months ago

I see. How likely is a misclick? Or is it a very deliberate decision?

[-] [email protected] 27 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This is surprisingly close to how my Great-Grandfather avoided getting drafted into the first World War. He stayed home for a week and only drank alcohol and smoked cigarettes non-stop. When he showed up to the draft office looking like a zombie they turned him away pretty much instantly. He was a pretty healthy dude aside from that.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Kid, take care of yourself.

If I didn't get drafted filing my selective service registration a week after 9/11, you have nothing to worry about.

Sounds like you might have an anxiety disorder you need addressed tho.

Edit: Fun Tik Tok trend.

Ask US men what they were thinking as they filled out that selective service post card.

Also, ask US women what they were thinking as they filled out their selective service post card.

If done right, shit going VIRAL.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 10 months ago

By "lately" he means 10 years

[-] [email protected] 15 points 10 months ago

By "Invasion" he means the Falklands.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 10 months ago

Obviously I’ve got virtually nothing to go on, but I’m going to guess that Anon is saying “avoiding the draft” when actually they’re unable/unwilling to admit that they’re depressed… or perhaps the possibility of depression hasn’t even occurred to them.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 10 months ago

No way they draft a dead guy

[-] [email protected] 4 points 10 months ago

Shit... Aside from the medication that's basically me.

this post was submitted on 07 Nov 2023
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