If I were C++, I'd wear my pants like that.

On the opposite ends of the plus characters I'd put my shoes obviously.

The code is stored in the balls.

Prudes....

Java's Duke just stands there, fully nude and is giving NullPointerException fucks.

This is so stupid it’s great

I needed this to save my stressful week. thank you.

Jrogramming in Jee Plus Plus: A Pragmatic Guide to the 1999 "JnCo" Standard

Asking the real questions

I guess this would depend on if C++ has multiple personality disorder.

C wears the pants of the family.