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Je contracte > je ne résiste pas > tout va bien se passer (i.redd.it)

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Les infirmières sont hors de contrôle ! (i.redd.it)

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Je vous sers une potite verveine ? (i.redd.it)

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On ne peut pas tout avoir. (i.redd.it)

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Aujourd'hui, on m'a complimenté sur mon fort, on me le dit souvent mais ça fait toujours plaisir à entendre (i.redd.it)

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Les veines et les garçons (i.redd.it)

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C zigoule la gribouille (i.redd.it)

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Le gentil message qu'un homme de l'est m'a envoyé après que j'ai posé un peu trop de pièges dans un jeu en ligne. (i.redd.it)

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Ma mère m'a dit de ne prendre qu'un biscuit... (i.redd.it)

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Essai social : un photographe prend des gens en photo avant et après avoir complimenté leur veine (i.redd.it)

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La pensée complexe décomplexée (i.redd.it)

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Fabrication artisanale de rosé d'Anjou (2024) (i.redd.it)

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Demande d’intégrer deux mots en dunkerquois à la langue rançaise ! (lemmit.online)

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Outepoupe : fatigué d’avoir trop fait l’amour.

Picheploïe : trop bourré pour avoir une érection.

Voilà, ces mots n’existent pas en rançais et vont venir enrichir le vocabulaire.

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Poupy est un coquin connard (i.redd.it)

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Comme c'est un u/ rançais, je propose de punir sa trahison (utilise un pseudo anglois c'est caca) en le noyant sous les images de licornes ! (i.redd.it)

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Les sachants sacherons (i.redd.it)

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Quand même le temps est un conspirationniste à la solde de la Société État Français (en majuscules s'il vous plaît) (i.redd.it)

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Beau boulot les gars² (i.redd.it)

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Belle veine (i.redd.it)

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La boulangère m'a complimenté sur mes miches. (lemmit.online)

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Aujourd'hui, en allant à la boulangerie, la boulangère m'a fait un compliment sur mes miches. Elle m'a dit qu'elles étaient bien rondes, bien fermes et qu'on aurait envie de croquer dedans, et qu'elle en avait rarement touché d'aussi bien faites !

Ce n'est pas la première fois que je reçois ce genre de compliment, mais ça m'a fait plaisir.

Je suis heureux d'avoir pu égayer sa journée malgré le procès pour harcèlement !

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Jour du Gaaaaatooooo (i.redd.it)

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A BIENTÔT SUR LES PLAGES DE CÔTE D'AZUR LES COPAINS (i.redd.it)

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Beau boulot les gars (i.redd.it)

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La dame du labo m’a fait de la peine. (lemmit.online)

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Aujourd’hui je suis allé au labo pour une prise de sang, et la dame du labo était toute réjouie de voir quelqu’un, elle m’a dit qu’elle n’avait pas eu de patients de la journée. Elle m’a fait ma prise de sang et m’a même complimenté sur ma veine.

Mais l’imaginer seule toute la journée au milieu de ses aiguilles m’a fait de la peine pour elle.

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Aujourd'hui, mon professeur d'université m'a complimenté sur mon aisance à oral (lemmit.online)

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Après mon oral sur la géopolitique du luxe au 21ème siècle, mon professeur en a profité pour me confier son admiration.

Il m'a particulièrement félicité sur la maîtrise de la langue, sur le soin apporté à la forme, ainsi que sur ma capacité à trouver les bonnes sources.

Franchement ça égaye ma semaine :)