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An ad that would work on me (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago (6 children)

It's a time-tested hack though. We do spray chloraseptic down our throats to make cocks easier to handle

[–] [email protected] 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

You can also use benzocaine spray, works a hell of alot better than phenol. ...I heard from a friend.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (2 children)

Ahh thanks for the tip

(Sure unintentional pun intended)

But wait a minute, does benzocaine numb the penis too? We don't want to numb the penis.

Is benzocaine only available via prescription?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 8 months ago

When you wanna give a 3 hour blowjob his delayed ejaculation is a positive side effect.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 months ago

Numbs anything it comes into contact with I imagine, and no. Vicks even has a benzocaine throat soray, which saves my ass during the spring pollen-pocalypse

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