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Developer stages of grief (kbin.melroy.org)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 104 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (7 children)

If you can fuck up a database in prod you have a systems problem caused by your boss. Getting fired for that shit would be a blessing because that company sucks ass.

[–] [email protected] 51 points 8 months ago (5 children)

What if you're the one that was in charge of adding safe guards?

[–] [email protected] 40 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Never fire someone who fucked up (again; it isn’t their fault anyways). They know more about the system than anyone. They can help fix it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 months ago

This is the way usually but some people just don't learn from their mistakes...

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