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You have the right to remain silent (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 8 months ago (7 children)

Horrible code. First, it doesn't compile because there's no ; at the end of the class definition.

And then more importantly you have a private destructor which means this CriminalScum's destructor will never be called, so you can't charge it with distruction either. Or are you telling me this CriminalScum has friends?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

There's always an accomplice in crime.

Also, tall order to expect me to run and test a code written only for a shitpost.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 8 months ago

You're charging the class for a thought crime!!

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