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DM phrases your players will LOVE! (media.kbin.social)

submitted 10 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (3 children)

Where are you keeping your coins?

This one is particularly funny to me since I am the only player in my group that meticulously denotes not only what I have, but where I have it. From the container to the placement of that container. I tend to play liars and sneaky dudes a lot so I have all kinds of hidden compartments in my clothing and even my tools to stash things.

"I take out my portable hole."

"Where did you have that portable hole?"

"In my bag of holding of course."

[–] [email protected] 21 points 10 months ago (1 children)

As soon as your DM found that out you should have been vaporized. Putting a portable hole inside another extra-dimensional container causes a very large and deadly boom.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 10 months ago

Not deadly, just displacement-y. It dumps you into the Astral Plane in your physical form but deals no damage.

Now the effects of the Astral Plane on an unprepared non-spellcaster can be pretty deadly. But that isn't the boom's fault.

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