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Maybe the kms in Asia are larger than the ones in Africa. Since the metre is defined as the distance traveled by light in 1/299792458s, one can only conclude that light is slower in Asia. Because it's cold. It makes sense. Light is cold-blooded, maybe? See my next paper in Nature, idk.
this can't be right. i have it on good authority that every 60 seconds in africa, a minute passes. and since time is space...
I think you'll also find that the rains in Africa are blessed, so it's reasonable to assume that these residual divine energies could warp spacetime.
Together, we can stop this.
For only pennies a day we can stop time in Africa.
wtf lol check it out this idiot lmao
Get a load of that guy who never heard about the metric system smh
60 seconds = 6*10 seconds = 6 metres = 18 yards = 1 minute (time I take to run this distance)
Educate yourself