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[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (13 children)

Bidet towel? Just clean the bottom real good and all you have to do is just pat-dry it. Am I going to meet more people who aren't aware of this?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 11 months ago (8 children)

You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (6 children)
  • The jet spray from a bidet removes shit thoroughly from the ass cracks. Since bidets are effective at cleaning, it should not leave any poop stains.

  • You don't use them while sitting. After you're done with ass-washing, you get up from the toilet seat and dry your butt.

  • You're not supposed to rub it, unless you want a bloodied, dangling rectum. It is used to absorb water, because the debris has already been dealt with by the bidet.

  • People shit only once or twice per day. The towel is replaced after 12 hours, or sometime even after every use, so what's exactly wrong with it?

  • It isn't supposed to be shared. I mean, you wouldn't share a hanky or a body towel with someone else, would you?

  • Most people from around the world, especially in Europe and Asia, do this, so it is normal?

  • Eco-friendly? No paper is being wasted. Also no jammed toilets.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

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