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[โ€“] [email protected] 60 points 1 year ago (14 children)

Bidet. Amazing for a North American, I know RoW has had them for eons. You are so clean that a couple of squares of tp to dry off and you are golden. No more endless wiping.

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (7 children)

I installed something like this next to my toilet a couple of month ago and it changed my life. Costs like 30 bucks, it takes 3 single sheets to dry my clean ass. Whiping shit ~~left to right~~ up and down until it stops sticking feels so barbaric now.

[โ€“] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I have heard it front to back, back to front, up or down, but never have I heard of a left-right wiper.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I'm glad I am not the only one that raised an eyebrow here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Back to front only works for about half the population unless you like getting yeast infections...

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But have you heard of the circular wipe haha

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm sorry, but I'm not about to Mr. Miyagi my butthole. Seems ill advised ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Yeah, neither "paint the fence" or "wax the floor" seem to be about removing a substance as much as spreading it around...

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Hahaha, good one.

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