this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2023
35 points (90.7% liked)
okmatewanker
626 readers
4 users here now
No foul language - i.e. French 🤮
Obviously satire, dozy wankers
founded 1 year ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
view the rest of the comments
Easy Cheese, for when you find other cheese too difficult
It does raise some questions, doesn’t it? You can buy cheddar pre-sliced or pre-grated at quite a lot of shops. I can't quite picture the meal where a can of cheese spray would be easier than that.
Yeah, but then you can't spray half a can onto a single cracker and jam it down your throat. See, easy cheese glides down the gullet, it self lubricates as it sinks into you. No matter how well pre-sliced other cheeses may be, they simply can't compete in this regard.
Great idea, just need to lose the cracker.