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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (25 children)

Tbf, these spellings make more sense than the actual spelling. How tf is Lasagna pronounced lasanya? Fuck you romance languages.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Bold of an English speaker to accuse any other language of unpredictable spelling...

Funnily, Italian is almost completely phonemic, meaning it's trivial to both spell and read words if you know the rules. English can only dream of that.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

As an Italian, it took me a while to understand things like spelling competitions in American movies...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

As a Hungarian, me too. We spell everything exactly as we write it.

Edit: the reply is right, of course we pronounce everything as we write it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I, uh... um, yeah. I would hope that you do. (I assume you mean you spell exactly as you speak lol)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

But do you pronounce everything as you speak it? /s

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Right. 'Lasagna' in particular is spelt exactly like it's pronounced in Italian.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Hell, it's spelled phonetically enough for English too. "gn" making the same sound as in "gnome" will pretty much get you there.

I guess to be fair it's just not a common phoneme, and spelling can be a crapshoot in English.

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