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[–] [email protected] 201 points 1 year ago (104 children)

I don't know, this person has done a lot of decent things in his life. I'm not inclined to judge him by his worst decision.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Get out of here with your reason. That's not what the internet is for. Now, would you like a torch or pitchfork?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If that isn’t already the name of some obscure software or package/library/etc I’ll be disappointed it already sounds like I need to import it into my Python code idk what it does but without it shit just crashes

The Torchfork really ties the program together

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

https://pytorch.org/docs/stable/generated/torch.jit.fork.html

I'm not a coder, but I found this in like, 5 seconds.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Cooks your food while you're eating it!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Any way we can combine the two and make a flaming pitchfork? Maybe a knife-wrench kinda configuration?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Johnson, give this man a promotion

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I prefer the tar and feathers.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

That was reasonable? They didn't even respond to my comment but instead just gave a boilerplate enlightened centrist response which is meaningless.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can I try that forktorch that's behind the counter?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn it jerkface, I told you not to go handing out the forktorch. I don't care that you asked for id, the forktorch is for VIP ragers only.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've got four stamps on my Valued Customer card! This is ridiculous. I need to speak to your manager now!

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