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Italians are literally braver than cops (hexbear.net)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Please don't rob us, we don't carry more than $20 in cash for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I was once told you rob a delivery man for his pizza not his cash as the police won't do shit for theft of pizza.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Also, all we're expected to do in that situation is remake the pizza and deliver it. As long as no one is being hurt, I wouldn't mind someone just holding me up for the pizza, I guess.

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