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We never wash our belts, although they are the first thing we touch when leaving the toilet, even before we wash our hands (feddit.de)

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[-] [email protected] 132 points 1 year ago

You never wash your belt? I bet you never wash the poop-knife either.

Sheesh.

[-] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

I'm sorry, the what now?

[-] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

The poop-knife.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Fellow poop knife enjoyers i see!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

wtf are you doing with your poop knife to enjoy it? Poop knifing should be all business, sir.

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