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[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

The rogue I DM always asks where the brothel is. I just make up names and charge him gold for the stay.

While on the road the party stopped at a tavern in a small town. It was run by two sisters that were very friendly with the rogue and the paladin. The sisters led them downstairs and into their respective rooms. When their backs were turned the doppelgangers attacked!

The paladin's steed sensed he was in trouble and burst in the tavern and hoofed it to the cellar. The monk and wizard realized what was happening and begrudgingly put down their drinks to go help.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Paladin at the brothel? Terrible excuse for a priest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

The paladin wasn't "Oath of No Fun."

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