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State Senator Filmed Urinating On Himself During DUI Arrest (www.thedailybeast.com)

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A state senator in Tennessee urinated on himself while taking a field sobriety test, according to reports and video from the incident. Sen. Ken Yager, a 77-year-old Republican representing a district in the north of his state, was pulled over by a Georgia State trooper around 5 p.m. on Tuesday on suspicion his vehicle was involved in a hit-and-run the same day.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

As one with a weak bladder, I kinda sympathize...

When not with the person (as I have no clue who he is), but at least with this problem

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

If it was just peeing, maybe he was trying to get home to the loo.

But add in the drunk driving, lost my sympathy.

Wait, he'd done a hit-and-run crash!?

Jail time!

He can have a nice clean pair of orange pants.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I wasn't with him for the rest of the shit he did
But focusing on peeing himself, is maybe not the thing, we should focus on
That's pretty much all I wanted to say