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[–] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 weeks ago (11 children)

No one shakes a vending machine. Its part of gen-x schooling to learn you rock the machine back just a bit and then let it settle back on its feet.

What are they teaching kids now, if not that?

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I know some (genX) people who discovered a neat trick to dislodge all the contents of a vending machine. Involves at least two people and a 2x4. I wouldn't call what is done "shaking" per se, but you can be sure when the vending machine gets set back down, it feels mighty shaken up. And also empty.

But that would be dangerous, so don't do it.

[–] FindME@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why would smashing the glass require two people?

[–] higgsboson@dubvee.org 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its not glass, it's typically acrylic and doesn't shatter easily. And no, the machine was typically left unharmed, if bereft.

[–] FindME@lemmy.myserv.one 3 points 2 weeks ago

I get it, but the joke was right there and I had to take the swing.

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