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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] [email protected] 131 points 1 week ago (31 children)

Imagine being an adult raised without all-you-can-stomach porn and suddenly getting access to the Internet.

SO. MANY. BLISTERS.

[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 week ago (4 children)

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

That's why you never had kids... you were firing blanks!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'm leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Fapping to save lives

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

ddfed seeded eucalyptus ee

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