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[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago (11 children)

Alternate ending: In life the vampire had been a logician, and thus intepreted the statement as an implied "yes"...

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (10 children)

But he can't unless he's given permission. So until that happens, the answer is "no."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Are you so sure vampires operate on The Southern Vampire Mysteries rules?

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