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I've watched all of the Gordon Ramsey Kitchen Nightmares series and it's full of these, except it's usually fuckin' instead of absolute.
My favorite is when after having lunch he went back to the kitchen to find they were just microwaving everything. The exchange went something like this:
"Did I have anything for lunch that wasn't microwaved?"
"your salad"
"Of course you don't microwave a salad you fuckin' donut"
Edit
Found the clip at 1:15 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so5eX9q3k9A
It's a very British thing. Like adding "ed" to anything to mean very drunk. Hammered, trollied, steamed, cunted etc.