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If only I had power next to my toilet ๐ญ
(No I'm not using cold water; I'm cold enough already)
Honestly cold water is not bad. If that's your deal breaker find a $30 Bidet attachment and give it a try.
Dude I don't even drink cold water unless it's a very hot day because I have precious little body heat and it takes a long time to get it back.
The idea of getting frozen by the crotch/butt does not amuse me.
This answer seems angry for no reason. So I guess you just reallly can't chill.
Sorry, I'm not angry at you. I just got a pre-emptively emotional reaction to the prospect of being cold.