this post was submitted on 27 Sep 2024
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[–] [email protected] 60 points 3 weeks ago (12 children)

this is funny and reminds me that when you call in sick

just say you are calling in sick, don't give any reasons. Fuck them they don't need to know why

sometimes mental health days where you just chill and do shit you want to do is a perfectly good sick day

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Say you're shitting your brains out and the only thing coming to work will accomplish is a line for the bathroom and possibly more people shitting their brains out

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago

Hahahaha, I love it

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