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Jail makes the most sense considering he returned with the same ticket in his pocket, but then again, since his family reported him missing you would have thought that they would have found out that he was in jail...
Yeah also, how would he be able to wear the same clothes for 30 years? Not just because of the smell- I'm pretty good at taking care of my things but don't think I could keep them intact for that long.
No clothing would last thirty years of daily use.
If he hadn't been to jail, maybe he put them in storage for 30 years specifically because he didn't want to be recognized in his new life.