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Anon is a true romantic
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this post was submitted on 30 Jul 2024
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Good start
hmm
aaaand derailed
Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
you don't even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
What about
Who knows? Maybe she's down...
.... to remove kebab
I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be
It's the republic not the empire
Sorry I'll leave now
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That's a grudgin
Then we're back to "Wanna smash?"
"Are you down...:
What a shame — I kinda love it
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points