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[–] [email protected] 124 points 3 months ago (5 children)

The Home Depot employees watching me steal an entire self-sufficient off-grid home one wheelbarrow load at a time.

[–] [email protected] 117 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

The grocery store employee watching me stick every carrot in my ass.

[–] [email protected] 69 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You know you were supposed to freeze time first tho?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

they have carrots at wendys?

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